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The Chalkeaters is a geek music project creating songs about gaming, TV shows, and memes since early 2019.
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We are The Chalkeaters.
We made Gabe Newell sing in a song that roasts him. We gave Isabelle from Animal Crossing a shotgun. We made Sonic face his midlife crisis and we made Vaporeon horny. So basically we're a bunch of terrible people with pretty good skills and taste in music.
If you are into video games and funny songs, you might have bumped into one of our tunes. We do what we like to call an "overproduced shitpost": we take very random meme topics and make cool songs with infectious earwormy melodies out of them, releasing them along with the original animated music videos on YouTube and TikTok.
We worked with a good variety of celebrity vocalists, like Ellen McLain – the original voice of GLaDOS from Portal, Johnny Gioeli of Crush 40 – a singing voice behind many Sonic the Hedgehog OSTs, and YouTube nerdcore stars Black Gryph0n and The Stupendium.
Enjoy The Chalkeaters Originals and remember that we don't encourage you to eat chalk! It may do weird things to your sense of humour.
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